Practicing lesbian

I just heard a rather amusing line on Radio 4. I believe I was listening to an episode of Bunn & Co.

[voice of fifty-something woman speaking on the phone to a nosey journalist]
“Excuse me, I’m not a practicing lesbian! I’ve been at it for 35 years now, I’m fully qualified.” [slams phone down]

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