Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

I subscribe to the Newsnight email, which often includes some silly gags. I liked today’s:

Finally, some other American newspaper headlines from 2002: If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last A While; Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures; Enfield (London) Couple Slain: Police Suspect Homicide; Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges; Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery: Hundreds Dead; Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge; New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group; Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft; Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed Needy; Local High School Drop-outs Cut In Half; Hospitals Are Sued By Seven Foot Doctors – and my favourite, Kids Make Nutritious Snacks.