Practicing lesbian

Posted on April 23, 2004
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I just heard a rather amusing line on Radio 4. I believe I was listening to an episode of Bunn & Co.

[voice of fifty-something woman speaking on the phone to a nosey journalist]
“Excuse me, I’m not a practicing lesbian! I’ve been at it for 35 years now, I’m fully qualified.” [slams phone down]

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One Response to “Practicing lesbian”

  1. Jemima on April 23rd, 2004 5:07 pm

    Yeah, but practice makes perfect ;-)

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