Ohmigod, I’m a… lesbian!!!

Posted on June 25, 2003
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I was just walking up to work and passed a block of flats. There was a rather ordinary looking cat in the window ignoring me and I thought "Oooh, what a lovely cat. It might be nice to have a cat as a pet."

Doomed, doomed! Fancying women is fine, but the cat thing is scary.

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5 Responses to “Ohmigod, I’m a… lesbian!!!”

  1. Paula on June 25th, 2003 3:14 pm

    Did you send this to me on purpose? My PC faces around 10 people, who are now all questioning my sexuality. perhaps i will wear my dungarees on friday.

    ahem. more gossip thats what i say.

    er, though, a cat? domesticity here we come. we need to talk.

  2. Jemima on June 25th, 2003 3:18 pm

    heh, well you asked to be notified when I updated the site :-)

  3. Sarah on June 25th, 2003 7:16 pm

    You’re a bit allergic to cats, remember? That’s why you said no all those times I asked for one.

    Omigod. Did I just…. ?

  4. Céline on June 27th, 2003 4:08 pm

    Does that mean that we don’t have to hide Fluffy and Fluffier in the loft anymore when you come and visit?

  5. Rachel the American on July 11th, 2003 6:11 pm

    Fear not basic cat admiration — you’ve a serious problem only when you sip tea and hum Melissa Etheridge tunes while gazing fancifully at your kitten-printed wallpaper. Fancying women is good; wallowing in stereotypical habits is bad.

    Take it from me, a former rugby player.

    Cheers.

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