Friday the fourth of April marked five years since Sarah and I started going out together. I forget the reason we chose that date in particular, but it’s nice to have a date to celebrate. To that end, I bought Sarah a copy of Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance, which has just been released for the PlayStation 2. After a few hours of playing her virtual reality missions, practicing being sneaky and undercover, Sarah started going around the flat in a very sneaky manner. After a few more hours of her missions, Sarah got to a point in the game where she got some control codes to log on to the Konami website and find out how she compares with other players around the world. Traditionally, this website assigns players animals based on how good they are. The result: here’s an avi of Sarah pretending to be a sneaky goldfish.